Emergency Broadcasting System Test
This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. If this had been a real emergency you would have been told where to go and what to do.The animal world is full of examples. This particular one is missing from this document, but if you like you can use your imagination. Never lose your imagination. A loss is a terrible thing to mind. This is the end.
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Cats don't care about man's inhumanity to man.